http://karlsimposter.com Wrecking ignorant bliss, everyday. No apologies. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:55:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I went over to my friend's house to play some games as usual.  We then realised that in order to play the game together, I had to go home. http://karlsimposter.com/2010/03/online-gaming It suddenly dawned on him that he was bored.  It was alllllllll the same.  He'd seen it alllllll before. It just could not get better than this.  Nothing would ever really surprise him anymore. It was over.  Without turning his head, he barked at the dog to shut up. He had ... http://karlsimposter.com/2010/03/thirtythree -Mate, listen.  It would be a great favour to me. -No, I'm not doing it! -I know what you're thinking, you think I'm going to hate you- -No! -I tell you what, just get close enough for a kiss, you don't have to kiss her. -She's your wife, you do it! -That's the whole point, she's ... http://karlsimposter.com/2010/03/bad-breath Crisps, twiglets, cocktail sausages, coke, fanta, beer, J.D., vodka, orange juice... hmmm what else?  Shit. Martin quickly ran his finger across the top of his lip to catch the leakage from his nose.  He needed to blow into a tissue, but just couldn't be arsed. What else?  Girls were coming, single girls, ... http://karlsimposter.com/2010/02/that-party-buzz Jenny was coming down the aisle. Suddenly it struck him – a flashback to the Friday night before: “Don’t you darling me, what do I look like to you, a fucking pink princess?” Jenny was his friend.  A good mate, and pretty damn cool, for a lesbian.  He did a double take as ... http://karlsimposter.com/2010/01/the-grey-greeting Joe: I've had an idea Larry: (PAUSE) Oh? Joe rolls his eyes. Joe: (PAUSE) Yeah.   We're going to open a ninety nine cents shop. Larry: Oh...  Oh!  (PAUSE) Oh.... Joe: A shop where everything costs ninety nine cents. Larry: Wow, that's cheap, Joe!  I'd go there! Joe: We don't need to go there, we'll be running it! Larry: Yeah... yeah!  ... http://karlsimposter.com/2009/12/the-pound-shop Karl hated Wednesdays. Since forever. He had to deal with that certain pest every week. He so hated this day, Tuesday nights were full of anxiety and Thursday nights were.. not particularly that much better. Then one day, the pest stopped coming. Karl suddenly found Wednesdays quite relaxing and even.. a ... http://karlsimposter.com/2009/12/hating-wednesdays Edison Matthews discovered a method to teach even the most inanely stupid people maths, sociology and science. Humanity would no doubt reach a higher plane of existence. Only an hour before he was due to present his paper to the UN, Edison was poisoned, stabbed, and shot in the head. ... http://karlsimposter.com/2009/12/economy-and-stupidity It's strange I can't find a review of this instrument, and obviously it's hard to trust any feedback left on amazon.com or other online shops. I had recently found my RB1 guitar strum to be a bit faulty (which happens to most) and so checked with EA as it was under ... http://karlsimposter.com/2009/12/rock-band-beatles-guitar-review-gretsch Undertaking a course at University for teacher training, I realised I had been given student status. When the ID card arrived in the post, a lightbulb switched on. STUDENT DISCOUNTS! I ran to go get my NUS card as I knew that this was the most widely accepted form of student ... http://karlsimposter.com/2009/12/new-nus-student-card