Karl's Imposter: fiction- or is it? » memoirs http://karlsimposter.com Wrecking ignorant bliss, everyday. No apologies. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:55:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Disastrous Dates #044 http://karlsimposter.com/2009/08/disastrous-dates-044 http://karlsimposter.com/2009/08/disastrous-dates-044#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:27:12 +0000 Karl http://karlsimposter.com/?p=30 Reading the dating guide was good for Karl, he learnt many things, such as:

Be attentive, pretend to listen.

Show you care.

Be confident, and tell the truth about your sexual urges.

You will get laid.

At the cafe

Karl: … I see. (LOOKING PENSIVE)… Go on.
Treya: … What do you mean? That’s it.
Karl: Oh. Er… Well that was very interesting.
Treya: My family dying in an earthquake was ‘interesting’, was it?
Karl: Ah, no, no it wasn’t. I mean-
Treya: Were you even listening?
Karl: Of course I was listening! Listen, I care about you.
Treya: Go fuck yourself.
Karl: Oh yeah? Well… Would you like to watch?

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